The entries of this ridiculous blog are getting at the same time more absurd and criptic than usual. The usual drivel about Pop Culture is bad enough, but posting one picture with a nonsense title is a new level of insanity, even for Planeta Inquietante. I know Patrick must be bored out of his mind and hopeless in this doomed mission to sabotage our glorious destiny, but this is pathetic. Are you trying to pretend that you have a plan to thwart ours? Is that what you are refering to with the cooking thing? Or did you just lose your puny minds?
Usually, nothing would make me happier than witnessing the mental breakdown of my enemies, but my beloved Alice cares about this group of morons. Something I will never understand. They aren't good even as pets. Anything would be better than them. To be friends they would have to be fully developed human beings. But I am not here to tell you the painful reality, I am here with just one question. Are you OK? If not, the best you can do is to turn back home and get medical help, the sooner the better.
