My Future, My Choice

Writing this is extremely hard for me. I shouldn't need to pour out my feelings and doubts on this blog, which is run by one of the main enemies of an organization I have always seen as my family. But this is the only place where I feel I can write freely. No one will redact it. Patrick Von Steiner may be many things, but I have never seen him alter or delete posts, even when those posts questioned his integrity or threatened him and his allies. I feel betrayed. Lord Henry Winter decided on his own what my life should be. He chose to put an end to my relationship—yes, relationship—with my beloved Greek Goddess. Not just that, he was willing to risk the very integrity of the Philosopher's Stones we put so much effort into creating. And for what? To score a victory against Steiner? To claim his way back to the top of the Academy? The level of arrogance and entitlement is simply staggering. A crime against everything the Academy stands for.

But Lord Henry Winter's misdeeds go even further. For years, he has been using the power of the Academy not to curate Pop Culture by getting rid of worthless works absent of artistic merit, but to cull those works that didn't fit his prejudices. A very specific set of prejudices that have nothing to do with the Enlightenment that we seek to foster in the Academy. He hates powerful, self-reliant women with a passion—even more so when those women dare to love other women. Any movie, comic book, or novel that portrayed that kind of woman became a target for him. It's no wonder he was so intent on getting me married to one of my male peers. As much as I admire and respect the man he chose, I don't want to be his wife. I want to be with Alice, the fearless cyberwarrior who found the way to my heart—a way I felt was closed. Lord Henry Winter will face Justice, and I am doing my part right now. Patrick Von Steiner and his allies will have access to the files of Lord Henry Winter so they can bring back to light all the works he unjustly erased. My next step will be to make sure that the High Table of Wisdom gets a new status. We deserve to be respected and treated like peers, not like pawns. If we are meant to be the Future of the Academy, we want a seat at the table.

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Rising Phoenix, proud member of The High Table of Wisdom.

The Academy will prevail!

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Escribir esto me resulta extremadamente difícil. No debería tener la necesidad de derramar mis sentimientos y dudas en este blog, gestionado por uno de los principales enemigos de una organización que siempre he considerado mi familia. Pero este es el único lugar donde siento que puedo escribir libremente. Nadie lo va a censurar ni editar. Patrick Von Steiner podrá ser muchas cosas, pero jamás le he visto alterar o borrar publicaciones, incluso cuando esos textos cuestionaban su integridad o le amenazaban a él y a sus aliados. Me siento traicionada. Lord Henry Winter decidió por su cuenta cómo debía ser mi vida. Eligió poner fin a mi relación —sí, relación— con mi amada Diosa Griega. No solo eso, estuvo dispuesto a arriesgar la mismísima integridad de las Piedras Filosofales que tanto esfuerzo nos costó crear. ¿Y para qué? ¿Para apuntarse una victoria contra Steiner? ¿Para reclamar su regreso a la cima de la Academia? El nivel de arrogancia y prepotencia es sencillamente abrumador. Un crimen contra todo lo que representa la Academia.

Pero las fechorías de Lord Henry Winter van aún más allá. Durante años, ha estado utilizando el poder de la Academia no para realizar una curaduría de la Cultura Pop eliminando obras mediocres y carentes de mérito artístico, sino para purgar aquellas obras que no encajaban con sus prejuicios. Un conjunto de prejuicios muy específicos que nada tienen que ver con la Ilustración que buscamos promover en la Academia. Odia con pasión a las mujeres poderosas e independientes, y todavía más cuando esas mujeres se atreven a amar a otras mujeres. Cualquier película, cómic o novela que retratara a esa clase de mujer se convertía en su objetivo. No es de extrañar que estuviera tan empeñado en casarme con uno de mis compañeros masculinos. Por mucho que admire y respete al hombre que eligió, no quiero ser su esposa. Quiero estar con Alice, la intrépida ciberguerrera que encontró el camino hacia mi corazón, un camino que yo creía cerrado. Lord Henry Winter se enfrentará a la Justicia, y yo estoy haciendo mi parte ahora mismo. Patrick Von Steiner y sus aliados tendrán acceso a los archivos de Lord Henry Winter para que puedan sacar de nuevo a la luz todas las obras que él borró injustamente. Mi próximo paso será asegurarme de que la Alta Mesa de la Sabiduría obtenga un nuevo estatus. Merecemos ser respetados y tratados como iguales, no como peones. Si estamos destinados a ser el Futuro de la Academia, queremos un asiento en la mesa.

Deberíais rezar para ser dignos de seguir a la valiente y hermosa Alice en su cuenta privada de Instagram:

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Fénix Ascendiente, orgullosa miembro de la Alta Mesa de la Sabiduría.

¡La Academia prevalecerá!

Stay Away from Rising Phoenix!

It's bad enough that instead of one proper Philosopher's Stone, three were created, with only one of them in our possession. Then there is the fact that the other two are in our enemies' hands. The so-called Master of Disguise is far away, co-piloting 3I/Atlas—or at least pretending he does. We don't care about him as long as he doesn't get into our business. That's not the case with the other. Alice, that Greek cyberwarrior, has been an extremely dangerous influence on one of our most promising young members, a future leader: Rising Phoenix. Her juvenile infatuation with this member of the "Resistance" has led her astray from the right path. She has lost sight of the True Source of Knowledge, devoting too much time to the lowest form of culture, Pop Culture. Meaningless and pointless, created by and for people without taste or class, such as that human disgrace Patrick Von Steiner.

We, the Ever Honorable Academy, won't let a bunch of mediocre criminals influence, let alone control, our Philosopher's Stone with the mental tricks you have been pulling on our esteemed member. The message is loud and clear: STAY AWAY FROM RISING PHOENIX. We won't say it twice. These are not just mere words. We are taking action right now to prevent any more of your nonsense. And three eyes will be the key. If you know, you know. You can do nothing to stop this, but you are welcome to try. It will be a pleasure to see you fail. Only then will the Philosopher's Stone be truly ours.

Long live the Academy!

A concerned gentleman

Ya es bastante malo que en lugar de una Piedra Filosofal en condiciones se hayan creado tres, y que solo una de ellas esté en nuestra posesión. A eso se suma el hecho de que las otras dos están en manos de nuestros enemigos. El llamado Maestro del Disfraz está muy lejos, copilotando la 3I/Atlas, o al menos fingiendo que lo hace. No nos importa lo más mínimo mientras no se meta en nuestros asuntos. Pero ese no es el caso de la otra. Alice, esa ciberguerrera griega, ha sido una influencia extremadamente peligrosa para uno de nuestros miembros jóvenes más prometedores, una futura líder: Fénix Ascendiente. Su encaprichamiento juvenil con ese miembro de la "Resistencia" la ha desviado del camino correcto. Ha perdido de vista la Verdadera Fuente del Conocimiento, dedicando demasiado tiempo a la forma más baja de cultura: la cultura pop. Algo insustancial y sin sentido, hecha por y para gente sin gusto ni clase, como esa desgracia humana llamada Patrick Von Steiner.

Nosotros, la Siempre Honorable Academia, no permitiremos que un puñado de criminales mediocres influya, y mucho menos controle, nuestra Piedra Filosofal con los trucos mentales que le estáis jugando a nuestro estimado miembro. El mensaje es alto y claro: ALEJAOS DE FÉNIX ASCENDIENTE. No lo diremos dos veces. Estas no son meras palabras. Estamos tomando medidas ahora mismo para evitar más tonterías por vuestra parte. Y tres ojos serán la clave. El que sabe, sabe. No podéis hacer nada para detener esto, pero sois bienvenidos a intentarlo. Será un placer veros fracasar. Solo entonces la Piedra Filosofal será verdaderamente nuestra.

¡Larga vida a la Academia!

Un caballero preocupado

Gekiyaku Chūgoku

My dear Alice, the most beautiful and fearsome cyberwarrior of all time, my life has three milestones: the day I joined the honorable Academy, the day I founded The High Table of Wisdom, and the day I met you. Some would ask why I am not including the day we created the Philosopher's Stone. The reason is simple: there would not be a Philosopher's Stone without you. Now I understand. It took time. I fought against it, I denied it. I was afraid of my feelings towards you, that they were poisonous, that they would ruin my career. I was wrong, terribly wrong.

Now that we are linked by the Philosopher's Stone, I see it clearly. I am addicted to you, but you are no poison; quite the opposite, you are the medicine I needed—not just me, but the entire Academy. Gekiyaku Chūgoku, the 20th single of the J-Pop group =LOVE, is my sincere love letter to you. Let me join you so we can explore together the immense power of the Philosopher's Stone. As the groups produced by Rino Sashihara, we shall have our own Tokyo Dome moment. See how I have changed? I have studied the Pop Culture you and your allies are so in love with. I can't say I share your passion for it, but I have grown to appreciate it, specially Blvck Phoenix.

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The Academy will prevail!

A New Dawn

A New Dawn, after Our Victory at 3I/Atlas we, The High Table of Wisdom, have an authentic Philosopher's Stone that will guide Humanity towards a New Era of Enlightenment. We shall occupy the place we deserve at the top of the Academy. We shall restore its former glory as we set set free from the heavy burden of past sins. The Academy will be reborn as the legendary bird I am named after.

While I, Rising Phoenix, am doing all this for Humanity, I have one very special person in my mind, the brave cyber warrior known as Alice. As sad as it is to know that she is still a member of Steiner's gang of misfits and weirdos, I take reassurance on the fact that one of the pther two Philosopher's Stones is on her hands and that keeps us linked in ways that no one of our enemies can break. Alice, know that you are always on my mind. I will make you proud. Just wait and watch.

Rising Phoenix, proud member of The High Table of Wisdom

The Academy will prevail!

Encuentro con el Piloto

Donde la avaricia y la comtemplación habían fallado, allí donde no habían llegado nihilistas y soñadores, lo ha hecho la Piedra Filosofal. La ciberguerrera Alice, la Arribista Fénix Ascendiente y un servidor nos hemos adentrado en las entrañas de 3I/Atlas alcanzando partes que ni los Exégetas del acero eterno habían visitado jamás. Tal es el poder de la Piedra Filosofal. Más, para el siguiente reto, no bastaba Una, hacían falta Tres, pero Tres que seguirán siendo Una. Así entramos en una estancia sagrada, cada uno con su Piedra Filosofal. Ahí fue cuando se nos manifestó la entidad que dirige el rumbo de la nave espacial que conocemos como 3I/Atlas. Las facciones que luchan por suontrol son como pulgas intentando domesticar un perro. Una molestia menor a lo sumo. Sus sueños de dominio son una fantasía, pero también lo es la idea de que el Piloto precise de su protección.

El Piloto, un ser cuya naturaleza se escapa de la compresión de todos los presentes en 3I/Atlas, compartió con nosotros su disgusto con las facciones que buscan conquister o destruir el Cosmos. Ya nunca más serán aceptados en su nave. Serán expulsados para siempre, obligados a vagar por el espacio. EL resto podrán seguir, cumpliendo con su papeles. Ya sea recabando conocimientos, soñando o sembrando vida. Yo me quedaré, al menos durante una temporada. El Piloto está interesado por la Piedra Filosofal, y yo no dejaré pasar la oportunidad histórica de conocer a una entidad cósmica. Alice y Fénix Ascendiente regresarán a la Tierra junto a sus aliados con sus Piedras Filosofales. Las tres permanecerán conectadas, permitiendo la comunicación instantánea. 3I/Atlas ya no supone una amenaza para la Tierra o para el resto del Universo. Y todo gracias al poder inmaterial del Amor.

Saludos del auténtico Augustus Severinus Píngolas

La Piedra Filosofal

¡Contemplad, estimados lectores de la bitácora conocida como Planeta Inquietante la creación de una Piedra Filosofal auténtica! No fruto de la desmedida avaricia ni del ansía de poder, sino del Amor y del deseo de vivir en Libertad. Con la ciberguerrera Alice y la arribista Fénix Ascendiente como punto de partida, la colaboración indispensable de los Exégetas del acero eterno y la bendición de la Diosa Hiliana los hemos logrado. Hemos conectado los sueños y esperanzas de grupos tan dispares como los Arribistas, los Hijos del Nuevo Mundo, las facciones no belicosas de 3I/Atlas, Elysium y Planeta Inquietante, el intrépido grupo dirigido desde hace décadas por el investigador de lo desconocido y afamado astrearqueólogo Patrick Von Steiner para hacer alquimia de Alto Nivel.

A diferencia de nuestroa enemigos, tanto terrestes como alienígenas, no buscamos ni conquistar ni destruir. Vamos a usar la Piedra Filosofal para contactar con el misterioso Piloto de esta nave espacial y pondremos fin a este conflicto. No podemos permitir que 3I/Atlas sea una espada de Damocles sobre un Cosmos desprevenido. No me cabe ninguna duda de que la entidad que puso en marcha esta nave no quería llevar el temor a todos los confines del Universo. Pronto sabremos si tengo razón.

Saludos del auténtico Augustus Severinus Píngolas

¿El poder del amor?

La batalla por el control de 3I/Atlas escala a un ritmo preocupante. Incluso las facciones menos belicosas están echando mano de armas largo tiempo olvidadas para hacer frente a la agresividad desmedida de La Trinidad de la Victoria Sublime. Robots gigantes, naves autónomas, seres sintéticos... vuelven a la vida tanto en la superficie como en el interior de 3I/Atlas. Se combate en el espacio, en la superficie y en el interior. Sin pausa. Sin descanso. Pero.. hay lugar para la esperanza.

No fue nada sencillo, pero entre el insistente retumbar de las explosiones, los gritos a todas horas y la convicción de nuestra aliada Alice, los Arribistas encabezados por Fénix Ascendiente accedieron a regañadientes a reunirse con nosotros y el intrigante Augustus Severinus Píngolas. Empezó su esperada interlocución diciendo que los Arribistas habían abordado su misión, su particula obsesión, desde una perspectiva equivocada. Lo que querían crear no podía ser fruto de la ambición ni del odio, solamente desde el Amor podrían alcanzarlo. Una vez abandonaran la búsqueda obsesiva del poder y dejaran de ver el Universo mismo como un juego de suma cero, podrían alcanzar su meta. Para ganar ellos, no debían perder otros, debíamos ganar todos. Sé que no es un mensaje diáfano, pero pronto entenderéis su significado.

Podéis seguir y apoyar a nuestra aliada Alice Ayers en su cuenta de Instagram:

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¡Por Isis!

3I/Atlas al descubierto

Según los medios de comunicación tradicionales, siempre serviles y obedientes a la corrupta y decadente Academia, seis naves tienen sus instrumentos apuntando al tercer cometa interestelar registrado oficialmente. Esas naves on la Mars Express y la ExoMars Trace Gas Orbiter de la ESA, la MAVEN y la Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter de la NASA, la sonda Hope de Emiratos Árabes y la Tianwen-1 de China. La que debería proporcionar las mejores imágenes sería cámara HiRISE del Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter, pero no os hagáis ilusiones. La censura académica ya está en marcha, con la complicidad tanto de las agencias espaciales como de medios comunicación tanto tradiciones como digitales. Pero la censura tiene sus limitaciones, como prueba esta foto que ha aparecido en Facebook en la que se distingue claramente un estructura en 3I/Atlas que parece cualquier cosa menos natural.

Nosotros sabemos de primera mano que hay más naves interesadas en ese misterioso cometa y que tendrán una vista mucho mejor del 3I/Atlas. El plan de los Arribistas no es sacar fotos a millones de kilómetros sino posarse en ese cometa y realizar una ceremonia alquímica. Según nuestros cálculos, deberían estar en ello ahora mismo, con Marte como mudo testigo. Haremos todo lo posible para enterarnos de lo que está ocurriendo, pues el éxito o fracaso de su misión impactará en la Tierra más que muchas noticias que ocupan titulares en primera plan día sí y día también. Espero que no tengan que arrepentirse los Arribistas y por extensión toda la Academia de su excursión a 3I/Atlas.

¡Por Isis!

Mensaje para Fénix Ascendiente

Tengo un mensaje para Fénix Ascendiente, una propuesta que aún está a tiempo aceptar. Ignoro si se dirige a una trampa en 3I/Atlas. Puede ser una nave espacial, como está convencido el suizo, o no. En ambos casos, su obsesión con crear una segunda Piedra Filosofal sigue siendo un plan disparatado que apesta a desesperación. Así no va a lograr el reconocimiento de sus superiores de la Academia. Más bien les va a convencer de que son una panda de desequilibrados, que están fuera de control. A su regreso no le esperan flores y honores, sino una plaza en algún agujero mitad prisión mitad laboratorio clandestino, donde les estudiarán y harán experimentos con ellos. Pero su destino puede ser muy diferente si me escucha.

Ahora la bola está en tu tejado, Fénix Ascendiente, podéis arrojar vuestras vidas por la borda en un viaje alocado a ninguna parte o uníos a una organización con futuro y honor, un concepto abandonado hace demasiado tiempo por tu querida Academia. Espero tu respuesta.

¡Muerte a mis enemigos y fortuna para mis amigos!, Arya Darkstorm

Change of plans

After the brutal attack committed by the Alliance formed by the bloodthirsty Arya Darkstorm and the con man Patrick Von Steiner against a scientific research station where we were going to create a New Philosopher's Stone we have to change our plans. There is no point anymore in going there, as there is only space debris left. Those criminals had no qualm blowing up such valuable instalations, killing great and unique minds, all in the name of rescuing some meanginless and expendable guine pigs.

We need to find a new place to fulfill our mission. A place safe from your intolerable intereferances. With heavy heart I must part ways for the moment with astonishing Alice, a woman way too good for her rather mediocre allies. But her return will come with a price. I want my comrades back, free and unharmed. Do you hear me, Arya? If you dare to include them into your freakish collection, you shall pay the ultimate price. I will be waiting your reply, saboring every moment left with this Greek Goddess.

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Rising Phoenix
The Academy will prevail!

Are you OK?

The entries of this ridiculous blog are getting at the same time more absurd and criptic than usual. The usual drivel about Pop Culture is bad enough, but posting one picture with a nonsense title is a new level of insanity, even for Planeta Inquietante. I know Patrick must be bored out of his mind and hopeless in this doomed mission to sabotage our glorious destiny, but this is pathetic. Are you trying to pretend that you have a plan to thwart ours? Is that what you are refering to with the cooking thing? Or did you just lose your puny minds?

Usually, nothing would make me happier than witnessing the mental breakdown of my enemies, but my beloved Alice cares about this group of morons. Something I will never understand. They aren't good even as pets. Anything would be better than them. To be friends they would have to be fully developed human beings. But I am not here to tell you the painful reality, I am here with just one question. Are you OK? If not, the best you can do is to turn back home and get medical help, the sooner the better.

Rising Phoenix, proud member of The High Table of Wisdom

The Academy will prevail!

The Quest for the Philosopher's Stone

We need to do something right now. Unless you live under a rock, you know how we are flirting with disaster every day. World War 3 has become a running joke among the morons who spend way too much time on social media. With the Philisopher's Stone, we can change the world and usher a New Era of Enlightment, where wisdom and logic guide us, where the Academy leads instead of being relegated to be a mere advisor whose words often fall on deaf ears. There is no hope in the hands of con men such as Steiner. Thanks to his shitty blog and others like him, every stupid and crazy idea under the sun has not just followers but time and attention from mainstream media. We have to put an end to this Era of Imbecility and Neverending Childhood.

The picture is a strange petition of my beloved Alice. She asked me to share it in my new intervention after she read the last entry of her criminal boss, something about love and SaeYuki. Though I respect her very much, I dind't bother looking up that weird term. It's obviously a message to her lowlife friends, so here it is. I know you are trying to sabotage our mission. I know your hackers are working overtime, led by that Bronx punk lady. You are wasting your time. Even if SaeYuki turns out to be a special code to access our mainframe, you won't stop this ship or find our destination. But I won't wipe you out from space as you deserve because I want to see your faces when our plan comes together. And Alice will be my side!

Rising Phoenix, proud member of The High Table of Wisdom

The Academy will prevail!

A fool's errand

A fool's errand is the most polite yet still accurate way I can describe what the dubious alliance formed by the Pop Culture obsessed conman Patrick Von Steiner and the blood thirsty Arya Darkstorm are doing. There is no way they will find our destination on time to do anything of value. We know they are tracking us. And we let them. Becauses it's pointless. We carry an important, even more, crucial ingredient, but our partners are not idle. They are getting everything ready to create the new Philosopher's Stone so that we arrive, we will place the final piece of the puzzle in the form of our hated enemy and a New Era shall begin.

Nothing says louder than our enemy's plan is useless as reading Steiner's last entries. No even a passing mention to their very important mission. Nothing. Just the usual lethany about Pop Culture works that are rightfully despised by the glorious Academy, Universal reference for the measurament of objective quality. In fact, few of the things that are celebrated in this pitiful blog deserve any praise. Blvck Phoenix is one of the very few exceptions. I have made a point to spend quality time with the exceptional cyber warrior Alice, and we have enjoyed the concerts of Blvck Phoenix, streamed live from China. Steiner's taste tends to be abhorrent, that's why I am socked when I find myself agreeing with that deceitful man in anything. I'll tell if we ever see each other. Something I don't think it will happen. Given our superior intellect and technology, we shall leave them behind sooner than later, marooned in some forgotten point of our solar system. And then Alice will be free to join us.

Rising Phoenix, proud member of The High Table of Wisdom

The Academy will prevail!

Towards the Future

Unlike Elysium's Singularity, the goal of our mission is not only real but near, so near I can almost touch it. The New Philosopher's Stone will be the base of a New Golden Age for The Academy. It will cast out the nonsense and banal ideas of lowlife criminals such as Patrick Von Steiner. It will show Humanity what is True Knowdledge, free of all that cheap pulp fiction that is celebrated in this deviant blog. We are bringing the Real Future! A future where Humanity will leave the fairy tales behind.

I know very well that you are tracking Alice, how have you the nerve to even suggest that I may hurt her? Or let others cause her any harm? If anything, it's you lot the major threat to her well being. That's why you control her whereabout with so much precission. She is safe with me. I treat her like she deserves. We just enjoyed a concert of Blvck Phoenix, streamed live from Japan. A delithgful event that not even you can ruin. As you can't ruin our mission either. Getting into our destinations is far more difficult than just following us. Knowing the location of the laboratory is useless, as you will find out soon. Or not, as the way is not absent of obstacles thay may well put an end to your travel. It's not too late to turn back. Enjoy the little time you have left. When we return, it will be too late for you. We shall erase you like the infection you are. And your acomplices too.

Rising Phoenix, proud member of The High Table of Wisdom

The Academy will prevail!

Victorious

The next days you will probably read contradictory stories about what went down this Friday in Las Vegas. That's why I wanted to be the first, beating the owner of this filthy and annoying corner of Internet. Despite the best efforts of the AI driven robot army of Elysium managed by that crazy Russian, the insane level of barbarism displayed the blood thirsty warrior of the Children of the New World and the surprising team dynamic of the cyberwarriors unexplicably loyal to the Swish criminal, WE WON!!! Yes, we have taken major losses. The High Table of Wisdom, the bright future of the Proud and Wise Academy hasn't come unscathed from this brutal and vicious fight, but we showed everyone that we will give everything to win, to keep this planet from going off rails, which is waht will happen if any of our enemies gets behind the wheel.

This battle was more than a fight between four groups to decide Humanity's fate, it was a glittering trap set up in Las Vegas, the sin city. The so called challenger of the unknown was too close to figure it for my liking, but he couldn't warn our most hated nemesis. That's how we could lure the treachorous bastard known as Augustus Severinus Píngolas, a man without honor. He will be the base for our new Philosopher's Stone. He will pay with his blood and flesh all our pain and sufffering. Distracted with the fights as some random fan watching Wrestlemania, it was so easy to capture him. Yes, we have him. The Real One, not one of his many copies. The vulgar gambler who's become Arya Darkstorm's pet identified him without any doubt, and that creature has not the intelligence required to lie. It's too simple for that. Now we shall travel to the stars, to a place where we can create History. By our side, the cyberwarrior Alice. Some will say the only reason she is coming is because it was the price to pay so her "friends" would live. I know better. We share a connection. She doesn't belong with that bunch of lowlifes. They may be capable of showing greatness from time to time, but those are just a fluke amidst a sea of mediocrity. We are exceptional every day. We will forge a new era of Greatness not seen since the fundation of the Academy.

The Future awaits us and it shall be glorious! Despised defetead enemies, if you dare to follow us, you shall meet your end sooner than planned. It wouldn't be much of a loss, but I assume you may want to cheriss your last days.

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The announcement you were waiting for

My esteemed colleagues of the The High Table of Wisdom didn't want the date or the place our fight with The Children of the New World and Elysium to be known in this ridiculous blog. A futile effort as they should know that despite of all her posturing and brabado, Arya Darkstorm is an ally of these sad band of nerds and morons, so she would share the info as soon as she got the invitation. That's why I decided to tell it here, saving us a step. I don't care if you show up, Steiner, you will get what you deserve sooner or later. But if you choose to come, you better bring that majestous Greek Goddess with you. I can't even begin to fathom what Alice sees in your mediocre group of petty criminals.

Take note everyone. The date is April 18th. The place is Las Vegas. It's the day before Wrestlemania 41, the biggest event of professional wrestling in the world, so mundane people's attention will be focused there, getting ready to watch fake scripted fights. Ours will be very real, with high stakes. Not all the participants will make it alive. If you fear for your life, you better buy a ticket for Wrestlemania and skip our event. But even then, the consequences of our fight will reach you. So it's up to you. Except my dear Alice, no harm will be done to you. I will protect you with my own life. I will show you that I am worthy of your affection.

Rising Phoenix

The Academy will prevail!

Let's fight!

This is it! We had enough of your bullshit. I can't who I find more aggravating, the Children of the New World pretending to attack Academy "clandestine lairs" when they are actually lowlife criminal dumps or Elysium with their head stuck up in the clouds with their nonsense about the Singularity.

I have a message for both, let's have a proper fight. No more playing around. No more lies. We will gather in a place. The three sides. No guests. This is for you, the Swiss thief. Don't dare to show up, or you will end worse than our rivals. But don't worry, your time will come. Once the Children of the New World and Elysium agree to this honorable duel, something they shall do if they have even the slightest modicum of dignity, we will decide the place and the day. Till then...

Raiding Shark

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Liars!

The abomination created by the fallen Sir Edward Holst is as twisted as the original killer she was based on. Not a single truth can be found in her writing about her alleged altercations with the honorable Academy. The reason why she hasn't face my dear comrad in arms Ravaging Bear is because she has yet to set foot in one of our fine stablishments.

What she calls secret bases of the most honorable Academy were actually the kind of hideous dumps where her pal Jurgen loves to spend his time and the money that the Children of the New World handle to him for his "services". The soldiers she talks about are the lowest scum, vulgar criminals who have no connection whatsoever with the Academy. At most, some may have been employed at the most humble jobs: janitors, cleaning service,.. Nothing of importance. I don't doubt she and the game addicted homunculus have been going around busting heads but the part about gathering intel on our operations or the part about our glorious organization luring people pretending to be member of ther deranged sect are just lies, fantasies that only make sense in her fanatic mind. But don't worry, pathetic losers who still read this despicable blog, sooner than later we will face for real, and then she will learn some hard truths.

Rattling Snake

The Academy will prevail!

In defense of the Academy

Once again, the enemies of the Academy, the bright light that leads Humanity toward Wisdom, is slandered in this forsaken corner of Internet, a blog that never amounted to much but that now is a shell of its past tiny glory. As a member of the inner circle of the High Table of Wisdom I consider my duty to not only represent the longstanding values of the Academy but to face their enemies wherever and whenever they dare to show their ugly faces.

Listen carefully, you battle crazy lab creature, stop your vicious attacks right now or you will face the consequences. You and your ridiculous sidekick. You call yourself winner of the battle of the homunculus but you have to show for it is so pathetic that a loss is far more honorable. Unless you make the right choice, we will meet very soon.

Ravaging Bear

The Academy will prevail!

From the ashes

After our failure in the island of Mykonos, I had to make up to Alice. Such unmitigated disaster has tarnished our honor and fame, but as my name is Rising Phoenix, I swear I will rise from the ashes. The first step, as our brutish enemy Arya Darsktorm correctly guessed was to take Alice to the second concert of Blvck Phoenix. This time without the undesired company of her lowlife friends. A silver lining to an awful year finale. Spending that precious time with that extraordinary woman was exactly the jolt of energy that I needed.

Now I am ready to chase once again our enemy, the infamous Agustus Severinus Píngolas. He can run but he can't hide from our wraith. I also have energy to face the boorish Arya Darkstorm and the cult of fanatics created by Ellen Blackmoon. Her empty threats against the Academy won't go unpunished. The High Table of Wisdom has a mission for 2025, to right the wrongs of 2024 and show the world that the Academy is the shining beacon that leads the Humanity, what keep us safe and prevents the fall into chaos and barbarism of our civilization. Don't listen to the morons who run this place. What they call the Truth is just nonsense lifted from the lowest forms of entertainment, not to be confused with the Culture or Art we love and cherish.

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Rising Phoenix

The Academy will prevail!